Esteemed citizens, I would like to take this opportunity to honour my political hero Enoch Powell and in his honour, I would like to usher in a new era of moral virtue and dignity. 

The debauchery and chaos we have had to endure will now end. Britain will be again as she once was; A proud country of virtuous women and honest men. I speak to you now not as a citizen or a politician, but as a grieving Unionist and patriot. 

The three-party state has become corrupt, decadent, and nihilistic. They are incapable of providing our country and people with anything resembling decency, righteousness, or even anything of a principled nature. 

Only through the righteous Unionist cause can we ever hope to become a country of law-abiding, right-minded, and decent people once again. The Tory Party - the political party who have been in government for many years has only exacerbated an already dire situation.  I - for one am extremely troubled by their rogue antics in regard to Brexit, moral values, or even the fact they seem incapable of stopping Universities, colleges, and schools from becoming breeding grounds for strange and deplorable politics. 

I would urge you to think before you put an 'X' in the box next to Tory, Labour or Lib Dem candidates in the local Borough Council Elections and would remind you that they have been destroying our culture, heritage and history for many decades. The time of nihilism is over - it is time for a good old fashioned thing called respect. 

By Zack Culshaw